About

The Stoned Clown is the Bowdoin College men’s ultimate team. Originally founded as B.U.F.F. (Bowdoin Ultimate Frisbee Federation), the team spent a brief year as Magic Walrus Shits before assuming its current, clown shaped, incarnation. Shortly thereafter, the female arm of the Clown broke off to form an independent women’s team, Chaos Theory. No member of the Clown has come in contact with a woman since that moment; while Huffelpuff may claim to have, he is a liar.

The Clown was the defending 2-time Division II Regional champions until the 2007 season, when the Clown moved to Division I. The Clown has had 2 seasons in Division I and nearly made regionals in 2007 and has continued to play Division 1 since then. The B-team and the C team remains in Division II.

The senior captains (and team contacts) for the 2009-2010 season are Squirtle and Neidermeyer